Wait. . . . what?

My husband has been trying to convince me for months to blog about the things that he says to me. I AM always telling him that he says the most off the wall things at the most ridiculous times, so maybe he's right. Intro the blog: Yes. He really said that. I decided to share my wonderful husband's quirkiness with the world. I have changed all names to protect the innocent (and the wicked!)

Today's offering from my husband, William:

Is there anything better than sliced, Land 'O Lakes, American, deli cheese? I think not. It must be because the milk they use naturally contains "America", unlike the processed cheese that has to add imitation "America".

I love that man.